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Adviser denies same-sex union abroad offers a ticket to stay in EU

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An adviser to the EU's top court found that a British woman's civil union with her Romanian partner, formalized during a visit to Italy, does not entitle her to residence rights in Romania. Advocate General Laila Medina concluded that a legal act of personal significance is not the same as having actually lived as a family in the country where it happened.

The couple, who had never lived in Italy and were on separate continents when they entered the union, are now fighting a Romanian order for the British partner to leave. Medina found no evidence the Romanian partner's dependence on her spouse was severe enough to force a departure from the EU, though a national court still has to check.

Legal scholars flagged the unequal choices Romania's rules leave couples, since opposite-sex partners can simply marry to qualify while same-sex partners cannot. The case now heads to the full court, whose ruling will guide an appellate court in Oradea that has no further avenue for appeal.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A government can be perfectly consistent and still land somewhere unfair, and this is that in miniature. Nobody broke any rules here, the rules themselves just weren't built with these two women in mind. The EU can debate treaty language for years while a family works out where it's allowed to live.
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