VOL. I · NO. 8627WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 20265¢
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WHITE HOUSE
✒ EDITORIAL
ABSURDITY:
President Trump Returns to Arizona with a Record of Results: Tax Relief, Jobs, and Border Security
Filed 1h ago · Via White House · The Buffoon Desk
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Merry Go Slower
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The White House announced President Trump is visiting Bullhead City, Arizona, framing the trip around claims of tax relief, border security, falling crime, and new water infrastructure investment.
The release credits the administration's agenda with attracting private capital and jobs to the state and asserts that violent crime is falling under its policies.
No figures, independent verification, or named sources accompany any of these claims in the announcement itself.
The full dispatch is available from the source below.
✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A record of results usually comes with a result or two you can count. This one shows up in Bullhead City carrying the adjectives and leaving the numbers in the truck. If the jobs and the falling crime are real, it shouldn't take much to write one figure down.
Source: Read the original at White House →
Scored: Merry Go Slower · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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