VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
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Kremlin officials fear new mobilization, seek ways to move relatives and assets

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Sneaky Adventure
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Bloomberg reports that fear of a new mobilization wave is spreading inside the Kremlin itself, with officials and recruiting-office staff reportedly moving relatives out of Russia and opening foreign bank accounts. A European security official told Bloomberg that Russia plans to call up 300,000 more people by year's end, even as Vladimir Putin publicly denies any such preparation.

Unlike the chaotic 2022 mobilization that sent Russians fleeing across borders, this round may never get an official announcement at all — the Kremlin has since built digital call-up infrastructure and closed off exit routes. A source told Bloomberg that Russian battlefield losses run about 1,000 killed per week, and that the pool of volunteers is drying up along with the quality of new contract recruits.

Ukraine's military claims roughly 1,420 Russian troops killed in a single recent day and puts total Russian losses since the invasion near 1.5 million. European officials say Putin has not made a final call, mindful of the 2022 backlash.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When the people running the mobilization office start quietly wiring money out of the country, that tells you more than any denial from a podium. A government that builds digital plumbing to conscript people without announcing it isn't being cautious, it's being sneaky about something it already knows will make people run for the border. The folks closest to the decision seem to trust the official line about as much as anyone else does.
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