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Flight 93 crashed on his land. He remembers the heroes 25 years later.

Filed 1h ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Tim Lambert, now editor-in-chief of the Pennsylvania Capital-Star, recounts learning that United Flight 93 crashed near his family's land in Somerset County on September 11, 2001, after his father called to say ‘those trees are ours.’ He has spent the 25 years since reporting on the crash and staying in touch with victims' families, material featured in a podcast episode alongside a separate news roundup covering labor union growth and school voucher debates.

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