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Russian drones strike Kyiv’s Southern Bridge three times in several hours. Traffic restrictions spread to two other Dnipro crossings.

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Russian drones struck Kyiv's Southern Bridge over the Dnipro River three separate times within several hours, according to Ukrainska Pravda, forcing the bridge to close to traffic entirely. Restrictions also spread to the Paton Bridge and the Metro Bridge, and public transit routes were rerouted across the city.

A separate drone strike damaged a 25-story apartment building in the Darnytskyi district. Ukraine's State Emergency Service reported one person killed and at least two injured in that incident.

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