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Weak prosecution leaves Southeast Asia’s tigers vulnerable to trafficking: Report

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A new report from the GuArdean Centre for Conservation Research, TRAFFIC and WWF International finds that fewer than half of 259 tiger poaching and trafficking cases across seven Southeast Asian countries between 2019 and 2024 resulted in convictions or fines. Only 110 cases produced prison time or penalties, while 35 ended in suspended sentences and 111 had unclear or unavailable outcomes.

Researchers say enforcement overwhelmingly targets low- and mid-level poachers and couriers rather than the financiers running transnational trafficking networks. Vietnam and Indonesia posted the highest conviction counts at 51 apiece, though Vietnam also accounted for the bulk of suspended sentences. Cambodia and Laos recorded a single successful prosecution each, and Myanmar recorded none.

Report authors and outside researchers agree the data gaps themselves are part of the problem, with several countries offering little transparency on case outcomes. Without follow-through, one co-author told Mongabay, wildlife protection laws become just laws on paper.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A law nobody enforces is just a sign nailed to a tree, and the tigers can't read it anyway. You can arrest every mule and courier in the jungle and the men writing the checks will still be home in time for supper. The report says it plainly: catching the small fish and calling it justice is how you lose the big ones for good.
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