VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Trump loses lawsuit over public aid restrictions for migrants

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U.S. District Judge Mary McElroy, a Trump appointee, issued a permanent injunction against a Trump administration rule that would have required broad citizenship checks before people could access federally funded aid programs like Head Start and food banks. She ruled the government violated the Administrative Procedure Act by imposing the changes without the required public notice-and-comment process.

The rule, stemming from a February 2025 executive order titled 'Ending Taxpayer Subsidization of Open Borders,' reinterpreted a 1996 law to apply citizenship verification to programs previously excluded, including ones available to people in the country legally. McElroy noted the change caused 'chaos,' quoting the states' lawsuit, and observed that people living in poverty often lack the government identification the rule would demand.

The administration had already agreed to rescind the policy pending proper rulemaking and argued this made the case moot, but McElroy disagreed, ruling the conduct could recur, declaring the rule unlawful, vacating it, and leaving the door open only for a version built through the process it skipped the first time.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A judge appointed by the president himself looked at this rule and summed up its whole approach as 'show me your papers,' which is about as plain as a ruling gets. Skipping the public comment period isn't a technicality, it's the part of the process where somebody might have pointed out that Head Start kids don't carry passports. The administration can try again the right way whenever it likes, it just hasn't gotten around to it.
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