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Mozambique: Women, capulana dresses, and police violence stand out at Nampula protests

Filed 1d ago · Via Global Voices · The Buffoon Desk
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Women in Nampula protested this month after Mozambique's first lady failed to deliver promised capulana dresses ahead of Mozambican Women's Day, echoing similar unrest after the 2024 general election.

The capulana, a garment long tied to Mozambique's independence struggle, doubled as makeshift protection against tear gas during the confrontations, two people were wounded by gunfire in a related protest in Anchilo.

Rights groups have documented arbitrary arrests and excessive force against demonstrators since the disputed 2024 election, while the government has approved a decree allowing it to block telecommunications networks and proposed a new Highway Code penalizing road-blocking protesters.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A government that can't manage a dress giveaway but can draft a decree to switch off the internet has its priorities admirably, if grimly, sorted. Nothing says confidence in your own promises like preparing the kill switch just in case people notice you broke them.
Source: Read the original at Global Voices → Scored: Royal Banana · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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