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Indonesia says it no longer needs forests for rice. What happens to projects underway?

Filed 36m ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Indonesian officials announced the country no longer needs to clear forests for rice cultivation, having reportedly hit self-sufficiency three years early, with future food and biofuel production redirected to degraded land instead. The catch: less than two weeks before that announcement, the forestry ministry designated 5.67 million hectares of forest as available for utilization permits, including for food and energy projects.

Environmental groups and Indigenous advocates note that heavy machinery is still clearing forest in Papua for rice, sugarcane, and oil-palm projects, with satellite monitoring showing tens of thousands of hectares already cleared. A 135-kilometer access road was built to support a million-hectare rice plan, with an environmental impact assessment reportedly completed only after a third of the road was already built.

A court rejected an Indigenous challenge to the project in September, and the forestry ministry has declined to say whether any existing operations will actually stop, or when.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a man tells you he's done clearing the back forty but the chainsaw's still running, believe the chainsaw. Jakarta says it's full up on rice and finished with forests, yet it opened 5.67 million hectares for permits two weeks earlier and won't say if a single machine in Papua will shut off. Doing the environmental study after a third of the road is paved is like reading the recipe once the cake's already out of the oven.
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