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Florida GOP endorses Amendment 3 — American Planning Association opposes

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The Republican Party of Florida has endorsed Amendment 3, which would raise the homestead property tax exemption to $250,000 by 2028 and could cut local government revenues by up to $12 billion annually, according to the state legislature's research arm.

The Florida Chapter of the American Planning Association opposes the measure not on tax-relief grounds but because the ballot language was finalized in about three days in early June, before data on county-level impacts existed. Governor Ron DeSantis, who called a related rainy-day fund amendment 'foolish,' has now reversed course and will campaign for Amendment 3.

The Florida Realtors trade group has committed $10 million to a Vote Yes campaign, while planners warn local governments already struggling to update comprehensive plans may have to choose between updating them and funding police and fire services.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Passing a constitutional amendment on tax policy with three days of drafting and no county-by-county math is like signing a mortgage you never bothered to read the interest rate on. The realtors have $10 million riding on citizens not asking too many questions, and the governor calling the same session's other amendment 'foolish' before flip-flopping to support this one tells you how much principle is actually in play. Twelve billion dollars in lost revenue doesn't vanish, it just moves to somebody else's bill.
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