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Independence Day: A Call to India’s Young Minds - Daily Excelsior

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A Daily Excelsior op-ed marks Independence Day with a sweeping call for India's youth to overcome unemployment, exam paper leaks, addiction, misinformation, mental health strain, and divisive rhetoric.

The piece invokes the country's large youth population as both its greatest asset and greatest risk, urging support for the Nasha Mukt Bharat anti-drug campaign and warnings against digital manipulation and communal division.

No specific policies, budgets, or officials are cited; the piece rests entirely on exhortation about character, education, and unity.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Stirring paragraphs about character and destiny are cheap; the exam leaks, joblessness, and addiction crises the piece names so vividly are not solved by a nation's young people simply willing themselves into virtue. If those in charge of merit and opportunity want fewer stolen dreams, perhaps stop leaking the exams.
Source: Read the original at dailyexcelsior.com → Scored: Manic Polka · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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