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‘A good way to die’: triumph and tragedy among dispersing African wild dogs

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Researchers tracking African wild dogs in Zambia's Kafue National Park documented three brothers who traveled over 4,126 kilometers across nine months, the longest recorded dispersal for the species, after failing to find suitable territory near industrial cities and doubling back toward the Luangwa Valley. Along the way they briefly crossed paths with their own dispersing sisters, a reunion the researchers called remarkable given the odds.

The sisters' journey ended differently. GPS data showed a packmate had likely been caught in a snare near Kabwe, and when researchers finally reached the fenced private land three days later, they found only the collar, cut off and discarded.

The study notes half of the dispersing groups tracked over 15 years ended in snare deaths, underscoring researchers' focus on prey depletion and snaring as the central threat to wild dog conservation across the continent.

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