VOL. I · NO. 8614THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 20265¢
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Guns in the car

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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An Arkansas federal court ruled against Union Pacific Railroad's argument that federal railway laws preempt a state statute letting workers keep legal firearms locked in their cars in employer parking lots during work hours. The court framed the question plainly and answered it just as plainly: federal railroad operation law does not block the state's gun-rights statute from applying to the railroad's lots.

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