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Citing environmental concerns, Colorado sues DHS to block new immigration detention facility

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Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser filed suit against the Department of Homeland Security to block a planned 1,200-bed immigration detention facility in Hudson, Colorado, arguing DHS and ICE skipped the environmental review required before contracting GEO Group to renovate a vacant former state prison. Weiser says the state received 6,000 complaints from residents worried about air quality, water availability, and traffic in a town the facility would nearly double in population.

The complaint also cites habitat concerns for a mule deer migration corridor, a designated conservation area, and species including black-tailed prairie dogs and burrowing owls. Weiser notes the federal government previously completed environmental review before opening comparable facilities in El Paso and Laredo, Texas, making this omission harder to explain away.

Colorado is the third plaintiff to sue over the Hudson facility, joining a residents' lawsuit against the town council and a separate suit from advocacy groups GreenLatinos and the Colorado Immigrant Rights Coalition. GEO Group already runs Colorado's only operating immigration detention center in Aurora and is separately being sued for blocking a state tuberculosis investigation there.

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Skipping the environmental paperwork on a 1,200-bed facility while the outfit running it is already dodging a tuberculosis investigation next door is not exactly a confidence builder. Six thousand complaints from one small town is not a rounding error, it is a town hall shouting through a bullhorn. When the same federal government managed the review in El Paso and Laredo without trouble, the excuse for skipping it in Hudson gets thinner by the sentence.
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