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Survey: Floridians sour on prospects for the property insurance market

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A University of North Florida survey of 1,511 Florida homeowners found 55% see no sign the property insurance market is improving, with 26% saying it's getting worse, despite Republican lawmakers touting 2022-2023 reforms that limited homeowners' ability to sue insurers. A strong majority, 69%, said the insurance industry has benefited most from those reforms, versus 16% who said consumers benefited.

Of the 261 respondents who filed claims in the past five years, 45% said their claims were initially denied, and 47% of those saw premiums jump at least 50% over that span. AM Best reported the industry recorded nearly $1 billion in underwriting gains last year after a prior loss, with a representative saying that 'should' eventually create room for rates to ease, though he acknowledged it hasn't happened yet.

Homeowners ranked insurance as a bigger concern than property taxes by 63% to 36%, even amid heavy political attention on a tax reform ballot measure. A survey researcher noted that even Republicans, whose party controls state government, broke from typical partisan optimism about policies their own side enacted.

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When the insurance companies post a billion dollars in gains and the homeowners are still waiting on the rate cut that was supposed to come with it, you don't need a poll to tell you where the money went, though it's nice they took one anyway. Lawmakers keep announcing the fever broke while the patient is still sweating through the sheets. If even the people who voted for the reform don't believe the reform worked, that's not spin, that's a diagnosis.
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