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U.S. Supreme Court lifts pause on Trump mail-ballot order

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The Supreme Court's conservative majority lifted a lower court injunction Monday, allowing the Trump administration to move forward with an executive order directing USPS to redesign mail ballot envelopes, add barcodes, and collect voter data from states — even while acknowledging the order's legality remains unresolved. The order, issued in March, also directs the Justice Department to investigate state officials who don't comply, with 23 Democratic-led states arguing they lack standing to challenge it at all, according to the majority.

Justices Sotomayor, Kagan and Jackson dissented, with Jackson calling the result a 'Kafkaesque nightmare' that injects chaos into elections just over two months out. USPS had already issued a final rule Friday implementing the changes, prompting the Massachusetts district judge who issued the original injunction to accuse the administration of manufacturing an emergency by publishing a rule in defiance of her order without ever appealing or seeking a stay.

With mail ballots set to go out well before the case is fully resolved by the First Circuit, whether any of this can actually be implemented in time for the Nov. 3 midterms remains, in the Supreme Court's own words, a matter for 'time' to tell.

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