VOL. I · NO. 8626TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 20265¢
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✒ EDITORIAL
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Stephen Miller Gaffe Prompts Critics To Ask The 1 Question We All Have About Trump’s Health
Filed 44m ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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When you go asking to see somebody else's medical records, it helps if your own boss has handed his over first. Otherwise you've just walked into the neighbor's yard to complain about his weeds while your own lawn is up to the porch railing. The internet noticed in about a minute, which is roughly how long this one took to come back around and bite.
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