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Veterans: Heroes of the Past, Builders of the Future

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A UNDP opinion piece by its Ukraine representative describes the scale of veteran reintegration facing Ukraine, citing government figures of roughly 1.5 million registered veterans as of September 2026, with 39% under 35, and warns the number needing support could reach 5 to 6 million once family members are included. A UNDP-supported study found 71% of veterans report physical injury and one in three shows PTSD symptoms, while 41% of veterans under 60 report trouble finding or keeping work.

The piece opens with one veteran's successful transition into IT work through a reskilling program backed by international partners, framed as reflecting the resilience of thousands, though the underlying study described mostly fragmented services, complicated procedures and long waits. UNDP says it has worked with Ukraine's government since 2019 to connect services, jobs and community engagement for veterans.

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