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Palestinian students and staff sue Columbia University over discrimination

Filed 1w ago · Via middleeasteye.net · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A group of current and former Palestinian students and staff filed suit against Columbia University in New York State Supreme Court, alleging discrimination and unequal treatment following the October 7, 2023 Hamas-led attacks and Israel's subsequent military campaign in Gaza.

The complaint claims Columbia actively participated in and amplified targeting of Palestinians on campus that was racially, ethnically, and politically motivated.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at middleeasteye.net → Scored: Canon in D Major · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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