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Woman pulled alive from rubble 36 hours after Colombia quake

Filed 2w ago · Via BBC · The Buffoon Desk
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Daniela Largo, 32, was pulled alive from beneath a collapsed building in Pereira, Colombia, after a 10-hour rescue operation, 36 hours after a 7.4-magnitude earthquake struck western Colombia. Firefighters reached her by digging a tunnel beneath four concrete slabs, providing oxygen through a second opening dug from above before finally freeing her.

At least 188 people have died in the quake according to official figures, with 95 dead in Cali and 79 in Pereira; hundreds remain missing. In Pereira alone, 92 buildings collapsed, 15 people are known trapped and 37 reported missing, while in Cali more than 200 people remained trapped as of Tuesday afternoon.

The quake struck at 07:34 local time on Monday with its epicenter near San José del Palmar in Chocó province, with shaking reported to have lasted up to two minutes near the epicenter. Cali's mayor has declared a night-time curfew and deployed soldiers to the worst-hit areas to secure ongoing rescue operations.

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