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Judge awards $252,480 to musician who canceled Kennedy Center performance

Filed 2w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A DC judge ordered the Kennedy Center to pay musician Chuck Redd $252,479.70 in legal fees after he canceled a Christmas Eve concert following the venue's renaming to include Donald Trump. The Kennedy Center had sued Redd, and Trump-appointed president Richard Grenell called the cancellation a 'political stunt,' threatening $1 million in damages before a judge dismissed the suit under DC's anti-SLAPP statute protecting speech.

Separately, a federal judge ruled in May that the Trump-controlled board lacked authority to rename the institution 'The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts' and ordered Trump references removed. That judge also blocked the administration from closing the center for planned renovations, which reportedly include facade polishing and moving events offsite. The Kennedy Center says it intends to appeal the fee ruling.

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Suing a musician for a quarter-million-dollar loss over declining to play under a name a federal judge later said wasn't even legally valid is the kind of self-owning legal strategy that should get someone fired, not appealed. Instead, the institution doubles down, apparently confident taxpayers or donors will cover the tab.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Mister Exposition · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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