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Can Britain’s bad boy chef cut the mustard in New York?

Filed 1w ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Thomas Straker, the British chef behind the All Things Butter brand, is opening a restaurant in Manhattan and spoke to the Telegraph about the move. The piece is framed as an exclusive interview timed to the buzz around the opening.

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Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: Doh De Oh · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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