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Pope Leo focuses on unity amid fractures during historic France visit

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Pope Leo XIV landed in Paris for the first official papal visit to France since 2008, drawing roughly 400 reporters to the Élysée courtyard and a public mass expected to draw 600,000 people. Asked about Trump barring CNN and other outlets from the White House, Leo said he was happy that in France, ‘you are all welcome,’ and that good media coverage matters ‘all the way around.’

In a joint speech with President Macron, Leo said ‘just secularism’ does not mean excluding religion from public space, a line scholars read as aligned with Macron's own remarks and pointed at France's ongoing headscarf debates. Historian Charles Mercier said Leo tends to speak at a level of general principle rather than concrete political specifics.

The visit's more difficult moment comes Sunday, when Leo meets privately with seven survivors of clergy sexual abuse in Lourdes. Abuse survivor and advocate Jean-Pierre Fourny said he sees the closed-door format as a missed chance to include prevention groups like his own, and said officials, including Macron, have offered little beyond saying they don't know what to say.

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A pope flying in to talk about unity while dodging a real conversation about abuse survivors is a familiar kind of visit. Say the big words about openness and welcome from a podium, then keep the hard conversation behind a closed door where nobody has to answer for it. The survivors noticed. So should everyone else.
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