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One death reported in Florida as Hurricane Isaias moves through

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Hurricane Isaias made landfall near Destin late Friday with 105 mph winds before weakening and pushing into Alabama, leaving at least two people dead, one in Escambia County from a falling tree and one in Alabama.

Gov. Ron DeSantis said Saturday the state had avoided the need for large-scale search and rescue, with local officials reportedly handling requests through normal operations. As of Saturday morning, about 448,000 Florida customers were without power, with hard-hit counties like Santa Rosa and Holmes seeing 90% and 89% outages respectively.

State officials reported all state-owned bridges and major highways, including I-10 and U.S. 98, reopened after inspection, though smaller roads remained debris-strewn. Florida's attorney general warned residents against unlicensed out-of-state contractors looking to exploit storm damage, and the state's emergency management director urged people to stay off the roads and away from downed power lines.

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