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The court should hold oral argument outside of the capital

Filed 2w ago · Via SCOTUSblog · The Buffoon Desk
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A law professor argues the Supreme Court should hold oral arguments outside Washington, D.C., rotating through the cities where federal appeals courts already sit en banc — Boston, Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, and others — to make the Court's work visible beyond the small number of people who can camp outside its building for a seat. The piece notes the justices currently allow only timed, two-minute group photographs when a new member joins, still ban cameras in the courtroom, and mostly appear together only at ceremonial events like inaugurations, where Alito has compared their role to sitting like 'potted plants.'

The proposal envisions justices traveling in ideologically mixed pairs to model civility, visiting law schools, meeting local press, and holding private listening sessions with community groups — with recording devices banned to prevent grandstanding. The author points to Justice Kagan's joint congressional testimony with Justice Barrett as a template, while criticizing the current book-tour circuit, where justices sometimes push audiences to buy books, as no substitute for genuine public exposure.

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There's something almost sweet about proposing the justices meet ordinary Americans, provided nobody records it and the questions are still filtered through PR-approved appearances on friendly couches. If the Court wanted more transparency it could simply allow cameras in the room it already works in, rather than mounting a nationwide listening tour with recording devices confiscated at the door. Access theater is still theater.
Source: Read the original at SCOTUSblog → Scored: Medieval Loop One · Alexander Nakarada · CC BY 4.0
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