VOL. I · NO. 8592WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2026
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Blurred Lips Are Trending, And One Of Our Holy Grail Lipsticks Is Perfect For The Moment

Filed 8h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: daryl_mitchell from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada · CC BY-SA 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

HuffPost's shopping vertical highlights Violette_FR's Bisou Balm lipstick, priced at $30, praising its sheer-matte 'blurring effect' the brand markets as a just-bitten lips look across up to nine shades.

The piece cites HuffPost's own editorial director as having stopped buying other lipsticks entirely and purchasing multiples of favorite shades to keep in different bags.

The article discloses that HuffPost may earn a commission on purchases made through its links, a detail included in the standard disclaimer rather than the glowing body copy.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Corncob · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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