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Travis Kelce shares first comments about wedding to Taylor Swift - 'Best night of my life'

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Travis Kelce publicly commented for the first time on his July 3 wedding to Taylor Swift, held at Madison Square Garden and officiated by Adam Sandler, calling it 'the best night of my life' at Chiefs training camp. He referred to Swift as his wife in public for the first time while recounting missing a Knicks playoff game she attended without him.

No official photos of the ceremony have been released, though numerous celebrities including Hugh Grant, Jason Sudeikis, and Gigi Hadid were seen attending. Kelce, who turns 37 in October, also said he's excited to return to football this season after the Chiefs missed the playoffs last year for the first time in a decade.

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A wedding secretive enough to shut down part of New York City but public enough to get a press-conference victory lap is peak modern celebrity: privacy as a brand extension. Congratulations are presumably in order, though you'd learn more about the actual event from a Wikipedia stub than from the groom himself.
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