VOL. I · NO. 8585WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2026
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Livingston County sheriff temporarily removes Flock cameras after repeated vandalism

Filed 2h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Livingston County Sheriff Mike Murphy temporarily removed all roughly 25 of the county's Flock automatic license plate readers after repeated vandalism, with no timeline set for their return. He framed the removal as protecting the county's investment while calling the vandalism itself a felony.

Murphy defended the cameras as photographing only license plates, not faces, even as jurisdictions across Michigan — including Monroe County this week — have canceled Flock contracts outright. A local group, Stand Against Extremism LivCo, is petitioning for permanent removal, citing shared national databases and a lack of oversight on data use.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A sheriff insisting the cameras are harmless while quietly admitting the county can't keep them standing is its own kind of data point. If the privacy objections were as baseless as claimed, nobody would be climbing poles at night to make the point for them.
Source: Read the original at Michigan Advance → Scored: Mister Exposition · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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