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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Trump Calls on Congress to Save College Sports
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The White House says President Trump is urging Congress to pass the Protect College Sports Act, citing years of litigation and confusion over NIL, eligibility, transfers and revenue sharing.
The release leads with the president's weekend appearance at the Texas-Tennessee game, where it says the crowd cheered his presence, before pivoting to policy specifics it does not actually provide.
Beyond invoking scholarships, roster spots and women's and Olympic sports as being at stake, the announcement offers no bill text, no timeline and no detail on what 'reasonable guardrails' would contain.
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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a man tells you the crowd cheered him before he tells you what's in the bill, you've learned which part he thinks matters. College sports may well need fixing, but a plea to Congress with no text, no timeline and a promise of 'reasonable guardrails' is a blueprint with the house left off. Come back when there's something on paper besides the Saturday scoreboard.