VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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She governs a US territory. But she has no say in who mines its waters.

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Guam Governor Lou Leon Guerrero says she learned of the Trump administration's plan to lease millions of acres of Pacific seafloor to mining companies only after a reporter's inquiry prompted her advisor to send her the story. She called the Interior Department's Bill Hague, who reassured her mining wouldn't proceed without community support, and told him plainly she did not support the plan.

The Marine Minerals Administration is auctioning access to 31 million acres around American Samoa and more than 67 million acres around the Mariana Islands, about half bordering a national marine monument. Earthjustice has filed lawsuits on behalf of conservation groups arguing the government hasn't assessed harm to Endangered Species Act-protected animals like whales and sea turtles.

Unlike neighboring Pacific nations that can decide mining questions themselves, Guam, American Samoa and the Northern Mariana Islands have no voting representation in Congress and cannot vote for president, leaving federal decisions to be made largely without their input. A rights advocate called the territories ‘practically invisible’ within the colonial framework that still governs them.

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Telling a governor she'll get a say and then letting her find out about a done deal from a newspaper is not consultation, it's a courtesy call after the fact dressed up as one. These islands have been treated as scenery instead of communities for over a century, and a seabed lease auctioned out from under them is just the latest coat of paint on that same old fence. If the federal government wants to claim it respects local voices, the least it could do is let those voices hear the news before the rest of us do.
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