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Arizona Supreme Court strengthens public records law in ruling against U of A

Filed 57m ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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The Arizona Supreme Court ruled unanimously that a public agency destroying a requested record counts as an illegal denial of access, siding with former University of Arizona professor Matthew Abraham in his years-long records fight with the Arizona Board of Regents. Abraham had sought records on hiring practices after raising concerns the university was violating state law barring hiring decisions based on race, sex or gender, and after he was rejected from program director positions.

The university withheld or redacted various records and destroyed an audio recording of a 2019 faculty committee meeting Abraham had specifically requested. Lower courts had sided with the university, ruling it had discretion over withholding records and that the destroyed recording's disappearance mooted that claim; the Supreme Court disagreed, calling the destruction 'an obvious violation' and 'the ultimate denial.'

The court also ruled that judges, not agencies, must independently review records disputes, and that attorney fee awards must account for pre-lawsuit stonewalling, not just what a lawsuit itself produces. Attorneys for Abraham and two groups filing supporting briefs called the ruling a reaffirmation that public records laws exist to hold government accountable.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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An agency got caught erasing the tape after somebody asked to hear it, and two lower courts shrugged like that was just tidying up. It took the state's highest court to say the obvious: you don't get credit for cleaning up evidence you were told to keep. Every public office with a shredder ought to take note, though most won't until a court makes them.
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