VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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August 15 also marks five years of Taliban’s return to power in Afghanistan: What the country is like now

Filed 1w ago · Via hindustantimes.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Five years after Taliban fighters walked into Kabul unopposed as the U.S. withdrew, the anniversary is marked as 'Victory Day' by the government and as a slow-motion catastrophe by nearly everyone else measuring outcomes. A UN Women report counted more than 100 decrees targeting women and girls, with 70% of women surveyed describing their mental health as bad or very bad and only 7% employed versus 84% of men.

Afghanistan remains the only country formally barring girls and women from secondary school and university, a policy UNESCO warns will eventually starve the school system of qualified female teachers. The Committee to Protect Journalists ranks the country among the world's most dangerous for reporters, citing a 2024 ban on live political broadcasts and required use of an approved analyst list.

Human Rights Watch documented at least 18 cases of court-ordered corporal punishment between 2021 and 2022, including 27 people publicly whipped in a Parwan stadium in December 2022, following an order from the Taliban's supreme leader. The World Bank estimated 4.8% real GDP growth alongside 14 million people facing acute food insecurity by late 2025 and roughly 3.7 million returnees straining the economy further.

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