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Secretary of State’s rejection of citizen petition sparks legal battle with national implications

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Missouri's Secretary of State Denny Hoskins rejected a citizen veto petition against the state's newly redrawn, Republican-favoring congressional map, arguing only lawmakers may draw such lines. Gov. Mike Kehoe signed the map into law after a September 2025 special session, splitting Kansas City into three districts and likely adding a Republican seat.

Petition organizers argue the state constitution guarantees citizens a referendum right and that the old map should still apply since the petition was filed in December 2025. A Republican National Committee lawyer has joined the state's defense, which critics call evidence of outside pressure on the case.

A Cole County judge hears the case next week, with the dispute expected to eventually reach the Missouri Supreme Court before the November ballot deadline of Sept. 8.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says confidence in a map's fairness like fighting to keep voters from being allowed to vote on it. When the Secretary of State, the Governor, and an RNC lawyer are all lined up insisting the citizens' referendum process doesn't apply here, it's worth asking who exactly this map was drawn for.
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