VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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China’s 20,000-mile solar trade route that battled US tariffs

Filed 1w ago · Via businesstimes.com.sg · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Trade and company data analyzed by Bloomberg traces a route where Chinese wafer producers shipped materials to newly built solar-cell factories in Kenya and Nigeria, which then shipped cells to assemblers in Indonesia's Batam island, who exported finished panels to the US without triggering Indonesia-specific tariffs. US imports from those African countries surged to nearly $100 million per month by June, even as recorded Indonesian export data diverged sharply from what US customs recorded as imports.

The scheme exploits a 'substantial transformation' customs rule under which a panel's country of origin is determined by where its solar cells, not final assembly, are made. New tariffs and price floors ordered by Trump, effective December 4, aim to close this loophole by applying minimum import prices and 15% tariffs across all countries rather than country-by-country.

Indonesia's trade ministry said the export-import discrepancies are not significant and doesn't indicate mislabeling or circumvention. Chinese manufacturers, facing near-zero domestic profit margins from overcapacity and price wars, have strong incentives to keep expanding overseas regardless of the new rules.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Watching US tariff policy chase Chinese solar cells across three continents is a bit like watching someone try to plug a leak by adding more holes to check. The fact that the fix took nearly a year and a satellite-imagery investigation to even document says plenty about how enforceable any of this really is.
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