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‘Even the nuns are mad’: Catholic sisters are standing for Haitians outside ICE offices

Filed 1w ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Catholic sisters from multiple orders gathered outside an ICE field office in Blue Ash, Ohio, on a Sunday morning as Haitian immigrants — many from nearby Springfield — reported for check-ins after the Trump administration ended Temporary Protected Status for Haiti, a move the Supreme Court allowed to proceed. Roughly 700 supporters lined the street as one man emerged from the office with a GPS tracker on his ankle.

Springfield, where about a quarter of residents are Haitian, became a flashpoint in 2024 after Trump and then-Senator JD Vance amplified false claims that Haitian immigrants were eating pets, drawing white nationalist groups and bomb threats that closed schools. Community organizers, wary after a Minneapolis enforcement surge left two U.S. citizens dead earlier this year, have stockpiled supplies and organized patrols in anticipation of similar action.

A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson defended the enforcement by email, stating TPS 'was supposed to be temporary' and declining to discuss operations. Religious leaders — including a rabbi, a Baptist minister and a Muslim chaplain — joined the sisters, who argued the policy shift amounts to changing the rules on people who came here through legal channels.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A government spokesperson's entire defense here amounts to 'it was always going to end eventually,' which is true of most things, including administrations. When nuns, rabbis and imams all show up to the same sidewalk to say a policy is cruel, the responsible move is to ask why, not to email back a talking point.
Source: Read the original at Michigan Advance → Scored: Comic Hero · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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