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People With All Kinds Of Mobility Issues Say This Small Device 'Works Like A Charm'

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A HuffPost shopping post touts a $17 car-door assist handle as a boon for people with mobility issues, citing forged steel construction rated to 400 pounds and reviewer praise calling it ‘cushy’ and a ‘game changer.’ The device also includes a hidden blade for cutting seatbelts and a point for breaking windows in emergencies.

The article, which earns commission on purchases made through its links, leans on scattered Amazon reviews rather than any independent testing or medical guidance, presenting consumer enthusiasm as if it were clinical endorsement.

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