VOL. I · NO. 8587FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2026
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Germany begins mass production of attack drones for Ukraine

Filed 54m ago · Via Meduza · The Buffoon Desk
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Near Munich, the German-American firm Auterion and Ukrainian partner Airlogix have begun mass-producing attack drones under a roughly 300-million-euro German government order, with more than 5,000 units due by mid-2027 and a first batch already made. Two models are planned, one able to fly up to 1,500 kilometers, and a second factory in eastern Germany is in the works. The venture's name, exact location, and drone names remain undisclosed.

The opening landed amid a rough patch in German-Russian relations: Berlin has accused Moscow of sabotaging a Ukrainian cargo plane at Leipzig Airport, and two Bulgarian nationals were detained after an attempted arson at a defense company's construction site the day before the plant opened. Whether that company has any link to the drone order is, so far, unclear.

Separately, three incidents hit German energy facilities within a week: a short circuit at a substation near Cologne, explosive devices found at a Brandenburg substation, and a suspicious object near a substation in North Rhine-Westphalia. No connections between these events have been officially confirmed.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A country decides to build several thousand drones and, right on cue, its own substations start acting like they've been possessed. Maybe it's coincidence, the way a barn fire right after a bad harvest is always ‘just coincidence.’ Either way, somebody keeping the exact address of a weapons plant secret is not the move of a nation feeling relaxed about its neighbors.
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