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Debris found across four districts of Moldova after series of explosions

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Moldovan police found drone debris across the Căușeni, Ștefan Vodă, Hâncești and Anenii Noi districts on the morning of October 3 after residents reported a series of explosions, according to the General Police Inspectorate. No deaths or injuries were reported.

Fragments turned up near several villages, alongside vegetation fires including one in a vineyard that shattered windows in a nearby agricultural building. Authorities have not yet determined the full circumstances or publicly identified the drones.

The incidents coincided with a large-scale Russian drone attack on neighboring Odesa Oblast, and follow a similar episode on September 30 in which a crashed drone damaged a civilian communications antenna. Moldova briefly restricted its airspace during that earlier incident.

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