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Guns and Weapons

Filed 1w ago · Via military.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

This is a compilation of unrelated gun and weapons items: M14 rifles becoming available to eligible citizens after semiautomatic conversion, proposed bills letting special operations veterans carry concealed weapons nationwide, and the Supreme Court agreeing to hear challenges to AR-15-style bans in Connecticut and the Chicago area. Also included are new sanctions tied to Cuba's Ministry of the Revolutionary Armed Forces and White House rules restricting military contractors from sourcing critical minerals from China.

Other fragments mention a guilty verdict for Sgt. Quornelius Radford over shootings last summer, historic weapons artifacts up for auction, and Revolutionary War-era items found during a Savannah river dredging project. The roundup also notes Belgium blocking a UK arms shipment to Israel over transit law concerns and EU envoys nearing approval of a 90 billion euro loan package for Ukraine.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at military.com → Scored: Onion Capers · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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