VOL. I · NO. 8600THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

With vote-by-mail court fight settled, attention shifts to protections at the polls

Filed 51m ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Common Cause announced a voter protection campaign placing thousands of volunteers at polling sites in 25 states, while the Association of State Democratic Conferences launched a separate initiative deploying 10,000 volunteers across all 50 states and seven territories. Both efforts follow the Supreme Court's blocking of a Trump administration order limiting vote-by-mail, and aim to counter possible intimidation tactics ahead of the midterms.

White House spokeswoman Lauren Bis said the administration would keep guarding against noncitizen voting, citing a New Jersey software glitch that registered 6,600 noncitizens and a handful of Justice Department fraud prosecutions as evidence the concern is real. Trump has alleged widespread election fraud for years without providing evidence.

Administration officials have repeatedly declined to rule out deploying ICE or federal law enforcement near polling places. FBI Director Kash Patel dodged the question at a Senate hearing, Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said ICE would not patrol polls but could appear while serving warrants, and former press secretary Karoline Leavitt called the question 'silly' without offering a guarantee.

A recent AP-NORC and USAFacts poll found only 34% of adults trust government election certifications a great deal or quite a bit, a distrust voting rights advocates say the administration and allies have deliberately cultivated.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Ask three different officials whether federal agents will show up at your polling place and you get three different flavors of not-quite-no. That's not reassurance, that's the sound of a door being left open on purpose. When the loudest voices calling elections rigged are the same ones who can't commit to keeping armed federal officers away from the ballot box, the burden of proof has quietly shifted onto everybody else.
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