VOL. I · NO. 8598TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Congress reconvenes before midterms sprint with AI, defense and farm bills unfinished

Filed 2h ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Congress returns to Washington for a brief session, the House for one week and the Senate for three, before both chambers head back to the campaign trail until mid-November. Lawmakers have funded the government only through December 11, deferring the annual appropriations fight, and have made no progress on the defense policy bill, the long-delayed farm bill, or AI guardrails.

Speaker Mike Johnson said he wants tech executives to help set the balance on AI regulation, warning against a moratorium that could let China 'overlap' the U.S., while Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer called for classified briefings on AI risk and accused the administration of looking the other way. A possible third reconciliation package requires a Senate budget resolution that shows no sign of materializing this month.

President Trump's push for nationwide voter ID and registration requirements also lacks the votes to pass. How much gets done afterward depends heavily on the midterm results, with a divided outcome seen as the likeliest path to any deal-making in the lame-duck session.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Three weeks in the Senate and one in the House is not a work schedule, it's a courtesy visit. The farm bill has been waiting so long it could vote in the election it's stalling past, and AI regulation is apparently going to wait for the tech companies to grade their own report card. When the fix depends entirely on how many seats change hands in November, you have to wonder what exactly anybody was doing in Washington the rest of the year.
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