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Ukraine attacks southern Russia with drones, killing three children, local officials say

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Two children were killed and seven more injured, along with two adults, when what Krasnodar Governor Veniamin Kondratyev described as drone debris fell on a private children's center overnight, also sparking warehouse fires. Ukrainian drones separately struck three Ozon warehouses in Adygeysk, Makhachkala, and Nevinnomyssk, with injuries reported only at the Makhachkala site.

Regional officials in Adygea, Dagestan, and Stavropol Krai each confirmed fires or debris impacts from the attacks, with Stavropol's governor citing air defense activity without detailing the aftermath. Ozon said its Adygeysk and Nevinnomyssk facilities and goods were unaffected, though both remain closed, while the Makhachkala warehouse is out of service entirely.

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