FBI Director Kash Patel wouldn’t promise to keep FBI agents out of polling places in November

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A five-hour hearing produced no commitment on polling places but did produce a bestiality hypothetical, so priorities were clearly managed.

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Five hours in that chair, and the one question with a simple answer never got one. Any honest answer here is a single word, and it takes about as long to say as it does to sneeze. When a man needs a whole afternoon to avoid saying it, you have learned what you needed to know about him, and the bestiality hypothetical was just the confetti.

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