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Democrats shuffle presidential primary schedule, hoping to reach Black, Latino, and union voters

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The Democratic National Committee voted Saturday to overhaul its 2028 presidential primary calendar, moving South Carolina to the first nominating contest on January 22, 2028, followed by Nevada, then New Hampshire, which drops to third; Iowa is removed from the early lineup entirely.

DNC Chair Ken Martin said the new calendar reflects the party's values and will help it "retake the White House," citing a five-week stretch of weekly primaries beginning with Nevada on February 1 that also includes Michigan, a state Democrats view as electorally important.

The party says the schedule is meant to give Black, Latino and union voters more early influence, though South Carolina is the only one of the six early states that hasn't been competitive in recent general elections.

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Every DNC calendar redesign arrives wrapped in the language of representation and diversity, and every one also happens to reward the state that rescued the eventual nominee last time around. Calling it principled reform and calling it institutional memory are not mutually exclusive.
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