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If You’re 50 And Up, Podiatrists Explain The Shoe Features You Absolutely Need Right Now

Filed 2h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Podiatrists interviewed by HuffPost say aging feet lose fat padding and collagen, causing some people to gain a half or full shoe size by 50, and recommend shoes with rigid soles, wide toe boxes and ample cushioning. One doctor specifically praises rocker-bottom soles like the Hoka Bondi for reducing joint stress in patients with arthritis.

The advice itself is unremarkable and consistent with general podiatric guidance, but the article is structured as a numbered shopping list with commission-earning links attached to nearly every recommended product.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The foot science checks out. Feet do spread and flatten with age, and a shoe that folds like a taco is genuinely bad for you, so nobody's arguing with the podiatrists here. It's just worth noticing that every doctor's quote lands two sentences before a buy-now link, which is less a health column than a catalog with a stethoscope for a mascot.
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