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Myanmar’s mines pollute Thai rivers

Filed 1h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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An investigation by Mongabay found that chemicals linked to mining operations in Myanmar have poisoned large stretches of Thai farmland, carried across the border by at least six transboundary rivers. More than 50 Thai companies import minerals including antimony, copper, lead, manganese, tin and tungsten from Myanmar's mines, a trade worth millions of dollars that mostly ends with the minerals sold onward to China.

Few of the Thai companies involved reportedly know which mines their minerals come from, whether those mines are even legal, or whether the shipments contain what their paperwork claims. Meanwhile downstream communities are left with contaminated water, damaged food supplies and a public health crisis with no company willing to claim responsibility for it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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You can buy a lot of things without asking questions, but a river is not one of them, because sooner or later it answers back. Fifty companies looking the other way at the same time is not an accident, it is a business model. The people drinking that water downstream do not get the luxury of not knowing where it came from.
Source: Read the original at Mongabay → Scored: Virtutes Instrumenti · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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