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CULTURE ABSURDITY:

My Cat Is Literally Obsessed With This Cat Tree

Filed 1h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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I Knew a Guy
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost writer recounts buying a $259 wooden cat tree for her destructive kitten after scratching pads and rosemary spray failed to curb nighttime chaos. The tree, which also appeared in a television show, reportedly solved the problem within six months of use.

A cat behaviorist is cited explaining that height and play features help cats feel secure and stay unbored, and the piece notes the tree was easy to assemble with a screwdriver.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: I Knew a Guy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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