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5 Pieces Of Expert Advice On Stressing Less

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The supplied material consists entirely of a Forbes website menu, with no visible stress-reduction advice despite the headline's promise. There is no expert quoted, no tip listed, and no indication of what the five pieces of advice might be.

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Source: Read the original at Forbes → Scored: Parisian · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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