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Fedorov: Ukraine’s chance for victory slipping away

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Former defense minister Mykhailo Fedorov told Reuters that Ukraine is gradually losing the war, citing corruption, cronyism, and weak political independence among state institutions as key domestic obstacles. He said Ukraine still has 'every chance' of victory but lacks a clear plan, and possesses unused technologies that could shift the battlefield.

Fedorov said he helped initiate this year's strike campaign against Russian fuel infrastructure and logistics in occupied southern Ukraine, and that Ukraine has a limited window—several months—to press that advantage before Russia adapts.

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