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Michigan Urged to ‘Move Away’ From QB Bryce Underwood by Former College Coach

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Michigan dropped to 3-2 after a second straight loss, this time to Minnesota, with the offense managing only 180 total yards and quarterback Bryce Underwood throwing for just 101 yards without a touchdown. Former Colorado coach Rick Neuheisel, now a CBS Sports analyst, said on air that coach Kyle Whittingham should bench Underwood, at least temporarily, noting the offense ranks 17th of 18 in the Big Ten.

Neuheisel suggested backups Tommy Carr or Brayden Fowler-Nicolosi could get a look while Underwood, the former No. 1 recruit who chose Michigan over LSU, learns from the sideline. Michigan faces Penn State next after a bye week, and Whittingham has not indicated he plans to make a change.

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